JohnnyM
Bay Ridge Socialite
Joined: Oct 21, 2003
Posts: 317
Location: Jersey Shore; originally 58th bet 5th and 6th Aves.
Age:48
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 Posted: Fri May 25, 2007 2:37 pm Post subject: Gasoline |
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Hi all! Haven't been online here in a while. Hope everyone is well!
Enjoy the joke and have a great Memorial Day!
JM
ON GASOLINE....
Jay Leno: "After the war, the plan is to divide Iraq into three parts ... regular, premium, and unleaded."
My wife wanted to go somewhere expensive for our anniversary, so I took her down the street to the Sunoco station.
I have my car towed to work because it's cheaper than buying gas.
All in favor of conserving gasoline, please raise your right foot....
I saw a guy on the street corner, holding up a hat and a sign that said, "Wife and 2 Cars to Feed."
For our vacation this summer, we're thinking it will be cheaper to just mail the car.
Jay Leno: "At the gas station near my house they have a slot on the pump for your credit card, and one right next to it for your 401-K."
SUV now stands for Sport Utility Victim.
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